We tried to be sneaky this week, as birthday girl Diane convinced us all that the best way to celebrate her special day would be to drive to our burrito destination. Given the high level of humidity, this idea satisfied all. Many members could not join us today, maybe because they were busy, but most likely because we had been celebrating Diane’s birthday for two whole weeks, despite her absence, and were by now frankly sick of it. But today she was actually joining us, and we were driving, so things were looking good.
Imagine our utter dismay when we reached the parking lot and could not decide who should drive due to a lack of car keys. No one seemed to have them except Kristen, who has notoriously bad driving skills. Hesitantly, everyone decided to take their chances as we turned towards Kristen’s car, when it was discovered that she, too, had forgotten her keys. How could this have happened? We never walk without our keys, since walking through the parking lot on most occasions will surely one day lead to the opportunity to hop in the car and never return to work. Ever.
After lengthy consideration, we decided that we had best start walking, though we were all a little angry at having been tricked by fate and forgetfulness into actually walking on our walk. At least one member swore in frustration. We at least thought of the quickest route to our destination, and we actually got there rather quickly.
Luck was again not in our corner when we reached East Coast Burritos and realized that their AC was not working and that the heat outside was cooler than our indoor option. Lemonades and iced teas were ordered, in addition to a variety of tacos and other delicious Mexican edibles that were consumed over the span of what seemed like five minutes, but was actually much longer.
It was actually a very educational lunch, in which mosquitos were told to now be growing to the size of birds, spiders were growing to the sizes in which they could eat birds, and also birds like chips, which we learned through experience as we fed a nearby bird/possible mosquito some of our snacks. It was also revealed that Celeste and Kristen (and also probably John, who remained insecurely silent) did not know who Dr. Mudd was. To Kristen’s disappointment, he was not a James Bond villain.
No taxis were to be found and no one seemed ready to volunteer to be the one to walk back to get their car to pick up the others, so we were all forced to shuffle on back, even up the big hill that could only be scaled by looking down and concentrating on every footstep, instead of measuring the climb by nearness to the top. We all made it, though, which is as much of an accomplishment for the afternoon as we will all likely experience.
We do hope you’ll join us next week, when we find somewhere different to go for Kathy’s birthday. Kathy is still alive, right? If anyone should spot her, please report it at once to the Walk-O-Rama truancy patrol.