It is perhaps a good thing that there were only three walkers present on today’s outing, for reasons that will soon be revealed. Though it started out as well as any walk in the freezing cold could, the frigid winds quickly took hold of our motor functions, and soon after our mental faculties as well. I also blame my current state of sleepiness on this close bout with what was surely hypothermia. I refuse to put the blame on the enormous burrito I ate.
It is starting to appear as though we may have walked our restaurant path far too frequently, since the concrete appeared today to be all but destroyed and a crew was there trying to fix it with what Celeste swears was airplane glue. Some of us might have walked a little slower in that area today, or at least while down wind of the therapeutic aroma. As we progressed, our frozen eyeballs spotted something a little out of place on the nearby fence. Though Kristen, with her notoriously shoddy vision, swore this looked just like a majestic eagle perched proudly on the wire, we later learned, and confirmed with a picture to be viewed when our eyes and brains thawed, that it was indeed the handle of a suitcase. We knew that this could only belong to one suitcase, John’s. Campus was put on high alert after we had found the tattered travel gear of our missing colleague. The emergency search and recover squad was called into action at once.
We did what we thought John would want us to do, as we forgot all about him at once and refocused on finding food and shelter. The group decided on Mexican today, as other more desirable locations take far too long and we all had our serious worker faces on today. Ken’s side of the table still maintained its tidiness after his meal was complete, but Kristen and Celeste more than made up for his curiously clean area. To the average observer, it may have looked as if Kristen’s burrito had exploded, since it was spotted in her tray, on the table, all around her chair on the floor, and strangely enough on the ceiling fan. What did make it to her mouth seemed sufficient in filling her up, though, which would have been good news had Celeste not decided to stealthily leave to buy everyone dessert. At first it seemed harmless enough, as she came back with just one black and white cookie. Then she showed us the receipt as proof that there were still two more mystery items on the way. We all imagined what a xango might be, having never heard of such a Mexican dish. They are now on the list of WOR’s “must try menu items in the Stony Brook area”. Actually, they’re the only item, I just made that list up. Try one!
With the inferior black and white cookie still in hand, we walked back, some of us reeking a little more strongly of burritos than others. Oh look…I just found some on my pants. Unfortunately Celeste did not act on her urge to try feeding the cookie to the goose search squad. It would have made an awesome picture.
Please join us next week as we embark on a walk that will hopefully be a little warmer than this one.
Hey, does anyone know if the geese found John??