Today our group convened despite the threat of incoming thunderstorms. Though not a drop of rain fell during the .8 miles that we traveled, it was felt by some (aka me) that it would have been a better day to park in front of a nice office fan. Sticky, humid weather is something new to the Walk-O-Rama experience. Winters can be dealt with, early Spring is a delight, but this is a horse of a different color. A continuation of such meteorologically induced discomfort will not be tolerated.
But let’s get to the real root of the problem. Truth be told, it was not the weather that was at fault for today’s annoyance, nor was it the fact that we did not initially walk to a food source, a decision which my stomach openly and quite audibly protested. Oh no, these things could all have been dealt with. But being schooled by a child on fashionable walking techniques…well, that was an outrage. Walking has, after all, become part of our profession. This is jealousy talking, of course. Grant, our youngest participant to date, who stepped in as John’s understudy while he is away, displayed some pretty wicked walking moves that could only be envied by the rest of the party as we admitted our deficiencies in the energy department. Grant flailed about gleefully, leaving us all struggling in his wake, as he sped past and then momentarily paused and waited for us to catch up. He had so much energy remaining after this display of superior dexterity, in fact, that he tried to drain the rest by pushing the largest boulder on campus back to the library. To our shameful delight, he was unsuccessful. Sinister smirks passed under the breath of all present, except his mother, who is a good person. There was a point in which Grant had ceased walking with the group so that he and Gisele could go get some food to refill his empty tank, but then a small voice yelled “Psych!” and in rushed Grant again as he raced by and made us all look like we had been walking in place. He kept up for over half a mile before his little legs gave out and he was forced to circle back to refuel. I was envious. I needed to refuel. Little did I know that this was turning out to be one of those walking walks.
Some interesting things can be noticed when you’re looking around trying to focus on anything except your hunger and the small child effortlessly making you look and feel old and decrepit. For instance, Celeste and I both observed two previously unseen outbuildings that were completely camouflaged by abundant ivy. The conclusion was drawn by some (aka me) that these buildings contained either 1) a secret garden or, more likely, 2) a top secret lab where smart people work on creating interesting things.
OR…
We had wandered pretty far – past the Roth Pond, where we all fondly recalled our awesome 2nd place speedster victory in the Regatta, beyond the cute little goslings that Grant sadly missed, and down a trail with an overgrown bench where no gardener had clearly tread in decades. It began to look as though we would never return to work or our nice office fans, which had only one plus side…
Eventually, though, all routes on campus lead back to the library, somehow, despite any efforts to accomplish the contrary, and the building was soon in view. To stall our return and fulfill the group’s #1 objective on truly serious outings, we did veer off toward the SAC to grab some food, which made my stomach very happy.
Join us next week for what we hope will be a less humid adventure. And don’t be intimidated by the threat of Grant’s awesomeness – he should be back in school by that time.